Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
If this had been Phil Coulson, it would have been mischief managed, people. Our team of attractive scientists and annoying children would have had a nice tour through the park and gone home.
He was the first to go, DUH.